Professor: Good Morning Class! Class: ZZZzzzzz Professor: Today we shall be dealing with the Pharmacology and Pharmacodynamics of Alcohol Class: blah Professor: But before we get into anything technical, let us ask ourselves, why we start drinking, you boy there stand up… Boy1: Uh… Out of the curiosity and peer pressure sir Professor: Next Boy2: I don’t know sir Professor: NEXT! Boy3: Sir we drink alcohol for Pharmacological Purposes sir, such as CNS neuronal depression, microvascular and gastric vasodilatation, respiratory stimulation, gastric stimulation and sir diuresis. Professor: (looks depressed) Ok. This side of the class? (points to some girls) Girl1 (Gao1): Far Enjayying!! Girl2 (Friend of Girl1): Far Keeeeck! Girl3: (has hangover) Professor: That's better.
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