Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Gender Bias


Once upon a time, Early one morning, in 2nd year

Professor: Good Morning Class!
Class: ZZZzzzzz
Professor: Today we shall be dealing with the Pharmacology and Pharmacodynamics of Alcohol
Class: blah
Professor: But before we get into anything technical, let us ask ourselves, why we start drinking, you boy there stand up…

Boy1: Uh… Out of the curiosity and peer pressure sir
Professor: Next
Boy2: I don’t know sir
Professor: NEXT!
Boy3: Sir we drink alcohol for Pharmacological Purposes sir, such as CNS neuronal depression, microvascular and gastric vasodilatation, respiratory stimulation, gastric stimulation and sir diuresis.
Professor: (looks depressed) Ok. This side of the class? (points to some girls)
Girl1 (Gao1): Far Enjayying!!
Girl2 (Friend of Girl1): Far Keeeeck!
Girl3: (has hangover)
Professor: That's better.

6 comments:

Dhruv Ramnath said...

HAHAHAHA!!
wait.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
dies.

Gajendra said...

hehehehehehehe......heheeheheheheh....bwahahahahaha

suraj said...

ohahahahahaha.. oh holy jesus da suresh..

Professor: Good Morning Class!
Class: ZZZzzzzz

Professor: (looks bemused) Ok. This side of the class? (points to some girls)
Girl1 (Gao1): Far Enjayying!!
Girl2 (Friend of Girl1): Far Keeeeck!
Girl3: (has hangover)
Professor: That's better.

man.. you have no idea how long it took me to type this, laughing like a maniac.. thanks to my incoherent expression of joy, my folks are whisking me off to nimhans, thereby fulfilling all the jokes that people have cracked over the years about me and nimhans. toodle-do!!

MM said...

AY you... what ra. Write new post.

NOW IMMEDIATELY.

Gajendra said...

hey ??? no posts lately ???

aru murthy said...

excellent. :D