The Sperm:

Splotch! I splashed and wiggled like wild through the slushy pond,
Only one of us gets to lunch tomorrow, My lunch is larger than Vermont.

The Firecracker:

I Burst into a Zillion Stars, Into the Painted Skies.

An eccentric Spark, vacated the flock and swam to Paradise!

My saner sons, stun to stone, at the mere sight of water.

This one just took the plunge.
His life was good, but shorter.